drainy's world

56 things you never knew about me

2005-07-10T12:27:00.000+10:00

ok, so i'm not original. i pinched this from "Katya". thought it was a pretty cool quiz, so here i go.....

UNIQUE

1. Nervous Habits - Tensing my jaw.
2. Are you double jointed - no
3. Can you roll your tongue - yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time - only my right eyebrow.
5. Can you blow spit bubbles - No
6. Can you cross your eyes - Yes
7. Tattoos - None
8. Piercing - my ears are peirced and I used to have my nose peirced, but got sick of it after a while
9. Do you make your bed daily - don't have to. Itchy is anal about neatness and beats me to it.

CLOTHES

10. Which shoe goes on first - right foot
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? - nope
12. On the average, how much money do you carry - $5 to $10
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7 - amethyst necklace and earrings and wedding ring
14. Favorite piece of clothing - cargo pants

FOOD

15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it - twirl in the bowl
16. Have you ever eaten Spam - when i was a kid, my mum used to make spam burgers for us as a weekend treat. haven't touched the stuff since.
17. Do You Use Extra Salt On Your food - only chicken salt on my chips
18. How many cereals in your cabinet - 2.. rice bubbles and vita brits.
19. What's your favorite beverage - raspberry lemonade
20. What's your favorite fast food restaurant - la porchetta
21. Do you cook - i have to. itchy tried to cook and onion rice one day and instead of puttin half a teaspoon of black pepper in it he put 1 tablespoon. it was grey and unedible. i haven't let him in the kitchen since then

GROOMING

22. How often do you brush your teeth - twice a day
23. Hair drying method - i have fine hair, so upside down is best for me
24. Have you ever coloured/highlighted your hair - quite a lot. pretty much been every colour under the sun

MANNERS

25. Do you swear - yes, sometimes a bit too much. depends on who i'm hanging around at the time.
26. Do you ever spit - no

FAVOURITE

27. Animal - "heelan coos" and my kitties
28. Food - greek lamb and saganaki
29. Month - feburary
30. Day - 1st
31. Cartoon - ren and stimpy
32. Shoe Brand - colorado, hush puppies
33. Subject in school - cooking
34. Color - purple
35. Sport - whats that??
36. TV show - Buffy, arrested development, greg the bunny
37. Thing to do in the spring - potter in the garden
38. Thing to do in the summer - decorate my christmas tree, go for a nice drive somewhere.
39. Thing to do in the autumn - shop
40. Thing to do in the winter - rug up in jammies and uggs in front of the heater

IN AND AROUND

41. In the CD player - chris issaac -san fransisco days
42. Person you talk most on the phone with - either my hubby itchy or brother numsy and timbolina
43. Reading - not reading at the moment
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows/mirrors - i try not to
45. What color is your bedroom - cream with blue curtains
46. Do you use an alarm clock - yes
47. Window seat or aisle - i prefer window or aisle exit seats
DUMB

48. What's your sleeping position - on my side or stomach.. depends on how much i've eaten
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket - no.. it gets way too hot even for a sheet
50. Do you snore - i didn't think so , until someone recorded my snoring on his moblie phone
51. Do you sleepwalk - no
52. Do you talk in your sleep - not that i know of
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals - i used to for years sleep with kermit the frog.. but no more
54. How about with the light on - i can do.. yes
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on - yes sometimes
56. Last interesting person you met - elvis in vegas

it pays to complain

2005-06-20T19:02:00.000+10:00

they say that the english are known for complaining...thank god my new hubby is english.

on the plane returning from our recent trip overseas, he wasn't happy with the fact that only 5 of the 7 movie channels were working properly. once we got home, he wrote a lovely little letter to british airways telling them of this and stated that, "we would never of had this problem if we were sitting in first class" etc etc.

anyway.. cut to today. we arrived home from work to find a letter from BA. Inside as compensation for the movie channels not working were 2 travel vouchers worth $100 each!

i knew he was good for something

our trip ... part one... the wedding

2005-06-10T21:49:00.000+10:00

ok, i am going to do the holiday in bits as it's easier and i don't want to bore you all to death.
i'm not even going to attempt to be slightly witty as i am feeling very braindead the last few days..combination of weird sleeping pattern and work being demanding already...sorry.
i will tell you however that we have a couple photos itchy has put into a slide show on our website. slowly we will be adding more, will let you know when we update.
there are a couple of us and elvis..(he was a lot skinnier than i remember), myself and mother at the quarks bar (post wedding drinks) , myself and itchy and itchy and timbolina. just use the link below and enjoy

Video Photo Show Part 1

i'm back!

2005-06-05T11:05:00.000+10:00

hi kids,

got back yesturday and am trying desperately to fight off the jet lag before starting back at work tommorrow.

i have lots of stories to tell and photos of myself, itchy and elvis to come, but i may take a couple days to get back into the swing of things. until then.. take it easy kids

last blog for now

2005-05-06T13:32:00.000+10:00

well this is it.. last blog before the big day.

still got bits to do and haven't even started packing yet.
i went and got my hair coloured and cut this morning. it looked great, but then the woman started to blowdry it in every direction, spraying me with hairspray like crazy . i looked in the mirror and i had a flashback to the 80's, when i had the big "dynasty" do.
need less to say, the second i got into the car i brushed it all out and i looked random and fabulous again.
not much else to tell, without boring you all to death, so i shall bid you a fond farewell for now, and will be back in june with lots of pics of me with elvis.

cya

yipee! last day of work before my holidays!!

2005-05-04T18:20:00.000+10:00

nuff said really :o)

sorry

2005-05-02T13:52:00.000+10:00

sorry i 've not been on much lately kids.. things are starting to get a bit hectic with work and the whole wedding thing. we are off to vegas this sunday, and i can't wait!
everything is all booked now.. we got our US dollars, we got the grand canyon tour booked, the kitties are booked in for their luxury holiday at the catterie, we are slowly working on the after party when we get back home in june..and we have finally picked our outfits.

it has been decided, as much as we would love to dress up silly, the parents would have a fit, so we are just going smart casual. it seems a waste of time getting too dolled up, considering the whole ceremony goes for 7-12 minutes. itchy has got himself a lovely pair of troosers and a pale purple shirt, and after much umming and ahhing i am going to wear a sleevless burgandy top with my oprah arms flapping in the wind for all to see and a lovley pair of off black troosers.
i was going to do the whole skirt thing, but have had a few "fat" moods lately, so thought i would be more comfy in pants. this decision went down well when we told itchy's mum. you could hear the tumbleweed rolling in the background.. there was complete silence. i think she thought i'd go all suited up or something.
apart from that.. it's just the little things to do now

i'm bored

2005-04-23T14:13:00.000+10:00

i did the stupidest thing today.

I thought i would do the right thing by my work, as i had taken a few days off when i had no voice..(a good move i thought as i work in a call center) and haven't actually been there too long. One of the girls in my team, decided she wanted to take a trip up to sydney for the purpose of getting nothing but krispy kreme donuts, si i agreed to swap shifts with her to make myself look like i was interested in my job.

i get into work today.. on a saturday.. and find out that not only are the computer systems that we use are down, but it is freaking boring!

i have tried numerous times to communicate with my darling husband to be, via email.. but it seems he is too caught up in his little world of computer games to talk to me.

so here i am sitting by my little lonesome.. trying to look busy, like i am actually doing some work. trying to look enthusiastic and keen, like i really want to be here.

must go now though.. will report again later

2005-04-18T11:05:00.000+10:00

Still not much to report kids. i am finally starting to get my voice back. I've not been able to talk since wednseday of last week. My lovely doctor told me "it'll be back in 24/48 hours". Bollocks to you Mr!
Although saying that, i now have a lovely husky voice at the moment, and am considering getting some work as one of those women on TV who are always asking for people to call them late at night.

Hmmm.... Maybe not

2005-04-14T09:34:00.000+10:00

some may say it's a curse... i'm sure itchy would say it is a blessing.

today i am almost totally without voice, have lost the ability to speak, which in Itchy language means..... no nagging him to get off the computer, or telling him not to pick his nose, or complaining about his constant bottom burps.

to me it means i can't laugh out loud at how cute he is when he pulls his baggy calvins up to his chest and looks like a dirty old man, or tell him if love him when he pulls his sad puppy dog face.

talk about hot

2005-04-10T19:55:00.000+10:00

Last night, myself, itchy, timbolina & numsy had a night on the town.

We went off to the Hard Rock cafe for dinner, which I have to say was really scrummy and then went to see Ross Noble at the melbourne comedy festival. The show itself was fantastic. Very funny and he was on for around 2 hours (which is good for a comedy show) I highly reccommend seeing him if he's in your town.

The only downside to the whole evening...was the fact that the lovely Ye Olde style theatre it was in had no airconditioning.

Last night was approximately 30c at 8.30pm when we went in..add 1000 sweaty smelly melbournains and the temperature inside the theatre easily would have been raised to 40c.
The seating was cramped so much so that my arse had to be suctioned in and out of the seat and i had to peel my bare arm off from itchy's arm.

Apart from that.... a great night.

2005-04-05T22:59:00.000+10:00

Note to self, don't let Itchy take photos with his mobile phone when you're in a fancy dress shop!!!

how hard can it be?

2005-04-01T19:46:00.000+10:00

For the last month, we have been at our real estate agents to fix our air conditioner.

It was the loudest, dirtiest thing on earth,looked as if it had been there since 1970, but at least it worked and kept us cool when we needed it.
Last month, we called up and asked for it to be fixed, so they (after a bit of prodding) sent a guy(no.1) to look at it. He said it was far to old and would need replacing. YAY! we thought...until our tightarse of a landlord decided this was not good enough and demaned someone else give him a quote. The next guy(no.2) came, had a look and said the exact same thing...too old, needs replacing
.
Another week went by, so we called the real estate to see what was going on. The lovely guy (no.2) forgot to hand in his quote...more waiting...more sweltering weekends going past.

Cut to today... one month down the track...30c today, 32c tomorrow. Guy(no.2) comes back with air con in tow. Itchy has to take a sick day off work, so we can let the guy in to install the thing. Takes old air con out , leaving a huge gaping hole in the wall. Takes the new air con out of the box and guess what??
IT DOESN'T BLOODY FIT!!!!!

HOW HARD IS IT TO MEASURE A BLOODY SQUARE AIR CONDITIONER??!!!

The story ends with Casa Del Drainy having air con for the weekend, but not the kind we wanted. We are left with a hole in the wall until possibly Tuesday when he can get another box that fits and we have only got a piece of plywood between us and a burglar.

2005-03-30T18:01:00.000+10:00

Lakes Entrance Wilderness

2005-03-30T18:00:00.001+10:00

Drainy at Lakes

2005-03-30T18:00:00.000+10:00

Lakes Entrance

2005-03-29T22:25:00.000+10:00

Drainy & Itchy at Lakes Entrance

i'm back

2005-03-29T21:50:00.000+10:00

well we had a lovely couple of days down at the parents house in lakes entrance. If you ever want to just catch up on sleep ...that is the place to go... However.. i have learnt my lesson and will not ask my father where he is going in America after our Vegas wedding, for the answer is far too long, way too detailed (if you want to know anything about wyatt erp or deadwood city, my father the scotsman, knows more about it than wyatt erp probably knew about himself).

Sitting here at the computer, I have been reminded of yet another reason I love Lord_itchybum. To try and gain my attention, because he wanted to get back on and play one of his dodgy games(that he has been playing all afternoon mind you), he first tries to worry me by pretending to terrorise the cats who sleep soundly on the bed. Yelling ever so subtley, telling me everything he is doing to the poor wee thing.
Next..comes into the kitchen and stands next to the pc in his saggy baggy calvins, just ranting about this that and the other. That failing... sticks his hand inside his undies and proceeds to ask "Do you wanna smell my cock hand", with a huge grin on his face.

i've said it before and i'll say it again... he is a simple man... and he's all mine

bring on the long weekend!

2005-03-23T21:05:00.000+11:00

i know easter is the time where we should all reflect and celebrate our lord jesus christ... but to honest, i prefer to celebrate the fact that i have got 4 days off work and can go into a chocolate induced coma at any time.

now i know i am supposed to be on a diet and that an over indulgence in chocolate may be looked upon by some as not entirely diet worthy food, but , although i shall show a little refrain, i am afraid i may have to give in the the evil ways of the easter bunny. when it is a toss up between the "grule" or a cute wittle bunny with a basket full of eggs, the bunny will win every time.

on another note... we are off to Lakes Entrance to visit my parents for a couple of days over the holiday. it's about 3 1/2 hrs from Melbourne and absolutely gorgeous. So until next week.. have a great easter everybody!

No more Buffy :o(

2005-03-20T21:19:00.000+11:00

yesturday I had another marathon Buffy day and watched the last 6 eps. in a row of my season 7 box set. I laughed heartily at "Storyteller"..the one where Andrew is a narrator, telling the potentials the story of "Buffy-slayer of the Vampires". Then I shed a tear at the final ep "Chosen". It was so sad when Anya and Spike died.. even though I'd seen it before.. I still kinda hoped they'd have lived. So... now what am I going to watch? I could start again from season one...Or I could watch Angel!

apart from that, my beloved..itchy, has turned to writing pornography. I think he is a little too bored at work.
He's so gorgeous and has been my strength the last few days. I have been getting myself worked up over a lot of things lately and when I am down I can always count on him to cheer me up. I love him so much and he can always make me laugh whatever mood I am in.

Something else that has been bugging me of late is somthing which visits me every few months ever since I hit my 30's. on my left cheek.. I noticed the hugest, biggest, blackest, bastard hair sticking out for the world to see. Thing is... maybe the world could see it, but I was totally blind to it until it was a bout 1cm long! How could I miss it?! Was it there all along? or did it just pop out overnight to say hello before being plucked from my cheek? Same can be said for the hair who pops out to say a big hello to my right boob.. Where the hell did you come from? I know I am getting on in years, but no more.. I don't want to end up looking like chewbacca by the time I am 60!

My brain hurts

2005-03-13T12:02:00.000+11:00

i am really starting to stress about this wedding of ours in may.

I guess we are getting away with it pretty easily, as we are jetting off to vegas and doing the whole tacky Elvis thing..so there is really not too much to prepare for there. But, now I am stressing as to what we are going to do after the actual wedding. We will have about 11-12 people coming with us from various locations in the world, as I am australian and Itchy is English. Where are we going to go for dinner? We were thinking of going to the Quarks bar.. just to keep up with the whole Tacky themed day, but then discovered there is a compulsory 17% tip on top of the bill! that could end up being over $100 aus.
Now.. call me a tight arse, call me whatever you want, but understand.. in Australia.. we don't tip.. unless we want to and the service is incredible.

so there is that... And my diet is not going as well as I'd hoped for. I'm now in plateau stage and haven't lost anything for a couple weeks and am doubting myself as to whether I can keep it up until may.

Then there's the whole what the hell am I going to wear thing? I know I won't get married in white ... otherwise I'd look like either a meringue or a polar bear let lose in Nevada. I'm thinking probably something in black or a nice dark purple, which will most definately piss off my mother.."You can't get married in black.. it's not right!"

Then I can't find any shoes I like as I have flat wide feet.

Then after Vegas, we are off to london for about 2 weeks, and I'm stressing about not having enough time to catch up with all my friends as well as Itchy's family etc. After london , we are off to Scotland to catch up with my family for 5 days, so that's going to be full on.

Finally.. when we get home, we are to be having a party for friends and family here who couldn't make it to vegas, and I have to organize all that.

Don't get me wrong... I am totally looking forward to it all so much.. I think I am just a natural born stress head....

2005-03-09T20:10:00.000+11:00

i'm not sure if i mentioned before that my short term contract i had at work had been extended to a full 12 month contract, with possibility of a permanent job afterwards.. so yay for me! it's not anything special..I'm just going to be on the phones talking about insurance all day long, but it's a totally new career for me (used to be a pastrychef) so I guess i have to start somewhere.
Anyway... I am now back in training..this time for 4 weeks.. and guess who is my trainer? Yes! the lovely but very annoying trainer i had last time... the "to be quite hon-est" woman. This time, I have noticed a new thing which gets on my nerves.. she constantly talks in the 3rd person.. what's with that??

On another note ..I have been catching up on my new sims 2 expansion pack..sim university. Not too bad, but i'm not able to play as much as is needed because a certain someone who shall not be named, is a major computer hog.

today's annoying song

2005-03-04T21:32:00.000+11:00

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears,
It's a world of hopes and a world of fears
There's so much that we share,
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all.

It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small, small world.

There is just one moon, and one golden sun,
And a smile means friendship to ev'ryone;
Though the mountains divide,
And the oceans are wide,
It's a small world after all.

you really do learn something new every day

2005-03-03T18:04:00.000+11:00

thanks to the lovely people at Libra, I am now being educated whilst having the painters drop by once a month.

On the strip of paper which covers the sticky bit on a ladys sanie pad, they now put facinating facts.. or the "libra odd spot", for you to read whilst sitting on the loo doing your bit.

Things I have learnt today....

ODD SPOT#85
Starfish don't have brains
ODD SPOT #38
on average, 13 people die each year from vending machines falling on them.
ODD SPOT #99
The king of hearts is the onlyking without a moustache
ODD SPOT #9
the average human will drink about 72,737 litres of water in a lifetime.
ODD SPOT #157
between the ages of 30 and 70, your nose may lengthen and widen by as much as 1.5cm

nuff said really

My world is coming to an end!

2005-03-01T19:32:00.000+11:00

After many years of loyal service to my feet.. my beloved purple shoes ( I think they would be classed as mules), are finally about to bite the dust....
We have shared many a spilled drink, blisters and even the occassional corn on my little toe, but I just can't actually bear to toss them in the bin. I've always felt a tight bond with my purple shoes from day one when I spotted them on a brightly lit shelf in nine west in Chadstone. There they were.. calling out to me.. I put them on lay-by as they were $160 and I just didn't have the cash right there and then.
Only 2 weeks later when I went to pick them up.. lo and behold.. they were having a sale and there was a pair of purple shoes.. exactly the same as mine .. for half the price!
After much discussion and arguing.. the shoes came home with me at the much discounted price of $80.. and we have been inseperable ever since..until now.

On another note.. I have had a song stuck in my head all day long. It's not neccessarily an annoying song like the one below.. in fact it is quite a good song. It's called "gamble everything for love" by ben lee. http://www.ben-lee.com/

todays annoying song..... nuff said

2005-02-25T22:34:00.000+11:00

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask whats in your mind
I never ever ask if youll be mine
Come and smile dont be shy
Touch my bum this is life.
Oooooh
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)

2005-02-24T21:42:00.000+11:00

Drainy & Buffy

here i am looking very excited at recieving the last buffy box set.. season 7. It wasn't christmas or my birthday, yet it arrived on the doorstep this afternoon when I got home from work. Maybe the buffy fairy heard my prayers.
the other reason for the look on my face, could have something to do with the fact that i am slowly suffering from gas poisoning.
How? you may ask... isn't your whole house powered by electricity? you don't even have a gas oven!
Well my friends..the answer is simple.... arse. or "anus" horriblus.
yup.. itchy's arse is at it again. We are not just talking your average garden variety type of flatulance, we are talking ..full on chemical warfare, toxic farts of mammoth proportions.
These bombs are being dropped at an alarming rate and i may have to evacuate very soon if the bombing doesn't cease soon. They have no mercy, and are dropped at all hours. The other night at approximately 3.30am, i got woken up by a terrible rotten egg smell, .. the horror! the horror!

i am blessed

2005-02-22T20:56:00.000+11:00

this evening, myself and itchy came home from work, put the shopping away and then proceeded to go through the normal routine of getting changed into comfy clothes. He goes onto the computer and i get dinner ready.
today i had to do a double take, as the sight i saw just floored me.

could i really be the luckiest girl in the world and marry this man?

the man sat before me, was a vision of loveliness. Here was itchy, sat wide legged in the office chair, wearing nothing but his baggiest pair of calvin kleins..one hand on his willy, the other with one finger up his nose, and yelling at me to come and stare with amazement at the humungous ball of lint he had caught in his belly button.

i really do love him so much and have learnt over time that it really is the most simplest of things that make him the most happy

i seem to be doing quite well for myself...

2005-02-19T23:28:00.000+11:00

in the span of one whole day, i have not only found out that apparently george clooney is my ideal man (although i shall leave him for ms mac, as she has the hots for him more than i do)...but I also find that my man.. the one i intend to wed in just a matter of a few short months, is on a hottie page thanks to andrea knapp. I always thought i was onto a good thing when i picked him and it is good to know that even though he is slightly odd to look at at times and does tend to smell a lot and talks about plopsies more than is necessary, others can now get to appreciate his outer beauty as much as i do...

with that said, i am off to bed soon, but will leave you all with todays annoying song....da da de da da da daaaaaa........

The annoying song

Set to Battle Hymn of the Republic

I know a song that get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves, get on your nerves,
I know a song that get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves.

We know a song that get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves, get on your nerves,
We know a song that get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves.

You know a song that get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves, get on your nerves,
You know a song that get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves

hey kids

2005-02-18T20:56:00.000+11:00

sorry it's been a while since my last blog, haven't been allowed much time on the pc by lorditchybum...he's been a bit of a hog lately. I'm sure he will tell you otherwise though as he swears he never gets enough time himself to play all his games.

"you can have it after i install this software.. it's really important"
" i just have to make sure this game will install properly before i rip it and take it back to the store for a refund".

Anyway..i have decided that i am going to try find the most annoying songs on earth, and get them stuck in as many heads as possible. i have tried to test this on a girl at work with the song "agadoo"-by black lace, which was lovingly put into my head by a good friend of mine... Brother numsy, it worked a treat.
all i had to do was sing the first line of the song, and she was off.. so for all of you out there.. this one is for you.....

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

withdrawl symptoms

2005-02-14T21:05:00.000+11:00

after a marathon slayerfest over the weekend, I am now sufferring from withdrawl symtoms.
I managed to fit 14 episodes of "buffy" season 6 into 2 days, one after the other after the other. Last ep finished at approximately 11.50pm last night and i was so buzzed, it took forever to fall asleep . I have tried to hint to itchy about getting me season 7, but I guess i'm going to have to be patient with that one. Nevermind... I still have Angel anthologies to watch!

my cold is finally starting to go. I'm totally ove this whole summer cold thing.
Today, I had my dreaded doctors appointment.(the doctor who put me on the diet). I'd been freaking out for the last week, thinking..what if I haven't lost enough? BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Turns out she was very happy with my results (7.2kg in 6 weeks) and has said since I did such a fantastic job on the muesli diet..or "grule" as we lovingly call it, i can stay on it for another 6 weeks!

YAY! i thought... i love eating nothing but cold slimey oatmeal sludge twice a day. Although in saying that.. it does work, so i guess I'm stuck with it.

To celebrate the good diet news, myself and itchy went out to gorge ourselves stupid on greek food for a valentines dinner. Nothing says "i love you" more than a huge stack of lamb on a plate.

2005-02-11T20:27:00.000+11:00

My beloved Itchy looking surprised after a slightly wet fart.

2005-02-11T19:53:00.000+11:00

well...

had a wee snooze and just finished "once more with feeling".

LOVED IT!!!!!!

intersting to note though, as good as it was.. not many of them could sing very well. And that naughty willow for casting a memory spell on tara!
I so have the buffy bug now and want to watch more, but i don't think itchy will appreciate them as much as i will. He does however have his nerd fest on all day tommorrow, so maybe i'll continue watching then.

for anyone who doesn't know about itchy's nerd fest... four nerds take their pc's to another nerds house, sit around a dining table and playing computer games from 9am -5pm, all with headphones on and only speaking in nerd to eachother through the computer. At 5pm they all pack up their computers, annoraks and thermas's into their cars until the next nerdfest.

2005-02-11T14:59:00.000+11:00

i have decided, the best thing about being home sick is i get to catch up on buffy. so far this afternoon, me and the girls( the kitties) have watched three episodes...

"Flooded".. this is the one where warren, andrew and jonathan come in to be evil supervillans. I forgot just how funny and nerdy these guys were.

"life serial".. and "All the way".. this is the one where tara and willow start to break up cos shes using too much magic.

I can't make up my mind whether I will go have an afternoon nap now, or shall I watch the next episode "once more with feeling"? the very excellent musical episode.

I have also added KATYA to my list of fav blogs. Check her out, as she has the coolest a-z quiz.

It's the middle of summer and i got myself a cold

2005-02-10T16:43:00.000+11:00

I woke up this morning feeling rather yuk. My throat felt like sandpaper ,one nostril was blocked and the other one was all crusty from where my nose had been leaking in my sleep. ...It really wasn't a good look.

I went into work for a few hours, but had to leave as i was not only feeling crap and not really in the mood to be chirpy all day, but my voice had deepend and i started to sound like bea arthur from "the golden girls".

Hopefully itchy will be pampering me for the rest of the night.. if not, maybe i'll just play it up a bit just to get some attention
;o)

Is it a man thing?

2005-02-07T21:41:00.000+11:00

To look at my man itchy, you would think he was a mild mannered wee thing. Sweet , innocent , easy on the eye.
Yes.. he is in fact all of these things, however.. easy on the nose ...he is not.

Many a time i have found myself looking at him in amazement and wondering why.
Why does he insist on lifting his legs in the air everytime he has to fart?
Why does he point his stinky anus in my general direction?
Why must he fart on the poor little kitties? And why do they have to wear his underdurps on their heads?

these are things i am asking myself on a daily basis

2005-02-06T17:45:00.000+11:00

Last night, i could have died and gone to heaven.

I had declared yesturday to be "national no diet day". Myself and itchy along with timbolina and brother numsey, choofed off to "captain americas" for a belated birthday celebration dinner. It was sooooo nice. I started salivating the moment we walked in the door and smelt the aromas...Only one thing that dissappointed me though was the fact that over the last 5 weeks, my stomach has shrunk and my eyes were too big , it was not to be..... the massive pig out we had antisipated was not going to happen. Although .. saying that, I did make a pretty good attempt.

Despite the dinner last night, this morning's weigh in was a very happy one. 1.7kg, so i have now lost just over 7kg in 5 weeks. yay for me!

Last night, I also discovered just how little planning we have done for our up coming wedding in may. We have the trip to Vegas booked, the wedding booked, but.. as for anything that we wanted to do party-wise when we get home... nothing. Panic is starting to set in.

Finally the weather is clearing up and starting to get back to normal. We discovered we were actually very lucky where we lived as a lot of melbourne were without power for hours even days.
good thing about all the rain was the water catchments are now up to 59% full, although if they would count the giant wizz i had this morning, i'm sure it would have pushed it up over 60%

2005-02-06T16:15:00.000+11:00

This is an artistic Photoshop of my good self. I hope you all like!!!

2005-02-04T17:51:00.000+11:00

Test Picture

2005-02-02T18:56:00.000+11:00

what on earth is going on with melbournes weather??

For the last week, it has been so hot, even my sweat has been sweating.
yesturday was as sandra sulley (t.v news chick) said, a "sultry" 33c.
how can weather be sultry? It sounds more exotic and slightly kinky to me. I think she should be saying.. "buckle up kids.. it's gonna be freakin hot" ..that way more people would know exactly what she meant.

today however, it is a pitiful 12c and bucketing with rain..possibly the coldest , wettest february day ever. We even have the heater on in the middle of summer

If I don't get the flu or at least a cold soon, i shall be very surprised.

2005-02-01T19:11:00.000+11:00

It's my birthday!!!

I thought turning 35 would be more scary, but so far i have coped pretty well.. no mental breakdowns yet.

I got spoilt by itchy today... not only did I get a visit fromthe Buffy fairy delivering a shiney new season 6 box set, but I also got 4 Angel "vampire anthology's".. oh and some lovely flowers.

I have a feeling I am not going to be moving off the couch this weekend and i may indeed contract "flat- arse- itis".

They also got me in a cheesecake today at work, and i must confess... it tasted lovely. will i go to hell for breaking my diet?

Diet or no, I have declared saturday.."national no diet day" . we are to be going out for dinner with a couple friends to celebrate my birthday to Captain america's, a tacky little burger place, but they do the best food. Sad thing is that i am actually having dreams about my upcoming meal, even so far as to picturing the sauce dripping down my hands and tasting the onion rings in my sleep.

talking of food and diets..this weeks weigh in was .5kg. not too bad, but im sure the pizza didn't help last week

gotta go now ..dinners ready cya

mallrats

2005-01-30T21:00:00.000+11:00

Have you ever seen the movie "mallrats"? It is about a couple of guys who call their local mall their second home, and it is too funny.
Myself and lorditchybum I think are turning into mallrats lately, as we do seem to spend a lot of our spare time in what is known by the average everyday shopper as westfield southland, but lovingly called the southern lands by itchy. We love to shop there,admire the latest mall decorations gasp in awe at the latest shops "grand opening" specials, walk around for hours on end to work up our steps on our step counter, eat in the over priced food court ,go to the cinema and just marvel in the beauty that is our" mall.
Another favourite thing to do there is people watch.
Let me ask you... when did the comb over come back into fashion?? will the muffin top belly over way too small jeans ever go away?? And ugg boots with a mini skirt?? Whats with that??
the only thing an Aussie should be wearing with ugg boots are tracksuit pants which cost $5 from bigW and a lovley flanlette shirt . Does every child behave like an angel before they arrive and then turn into the devils spawn the minute they enter the complex?

I love my mall, and can't wait to drag itchy around next weekend.

btw....I am 35 in two days. I wonder if the "buffy" fairy is going to visit... i

music assignment

2005-01-27T22:19:00.000+11:00

ok... i have been given a music assignment to do by chris at thejist.blogspot.com (sorry cracker, don't know how to do links yet).
I think I am up for the challenge... let's see.

MY RANDOM TOP TEN SINGLES

1. save a prayer-duran duran
2. black the sun- Alex lloyd
3. with or without you-u2
4. stanley road-paul weller
5. true colours-cyndi lauper
6. what is love?-howard jones
7. so beautiful- pete murray
8 love shack- b52's
9. unforgetable fire-u2
10. something i should know- duran duran

What is the total amount of music files on your computer? 600+

The last CD I bought was: chris issaac- christmas (tacky i know)

The last song listened to before this message? nelly furtado-party

Write down five songs you often listen to, or that mean alot to you:
1. purple rain-prince
2. mlk- u2
3. rock lobster- b52's
4. wicked game- chris issaac
5. i'm sticking with you- velvet underground

assignment completed... hope you like it and i get a gold star for it

Happy australia day!

2005-01-26T11:41:00.000+11:00

It is early morning on Australia day 2005. the birds are singing, the sun is shining and I am sweating from places I did not even know could sweat from. In other words ... it is freaking hot!!!!
While the rest of aus, sits around celebrating, drinking beer etc , I shall be making a valient effort to avoid doing any movement what so ever today, It is air con all the way for me today.
The other day I got very upset by my bogan brother. He turns 40 today and is to be having a bbq to celebrate. Everyone in my family got an invitation except for me, so it pissed me off no end . Now however... Thinking about it, I think I was actually done a favour by him for 2 reasons.
1. The before mentioned heat.. It's already 32c and it's only 11am. Being of scottish parents, I would burn to a crisp, even in the shade..If there is any
2....I would be surrounded by lots and lots of bogans. My brother I mentioned last week is typical of the bogan breed. Red hair, mullet, tight tight spaghettii legs "lee"jeans, tight white t-shirt with street cars on it, skull tattoos on both arms and don't forget the smokes tucked into his t-shirt sleeve...not a good look. Oh and I forgot to mention the false teeth, although they are a marked improvement of the black teeth he used to have.
Typical female bogans, usually have long bleached blond hair with a tinge of orange(as 9 times out of 10 it is a home job), tight jeans, stone wash denim a old favourite of most, accompanied by a lovely flannie shirt. They are usually not too inventive with their names either, commonly called shazza, tracey or raeleen.
there would also be an abundance of little bogan kids running around and screaming, all equally as annoying as the next. I do actually feel sorry for these kids in a way as they did not ask to be bogans. They did not ask for earrings in their ears by the age of 1 month, they did not ask to have no1 haircuts with rats tails at the back, nor did they ask for a face full of snot.

So all in all, I actually should thank my brother for not inviting me and sparing me from a bogan nightmare

2005-01-23T20:16:00.000+11:00

not much in the blogging department this weekend.

Lost another 0.8kg this week...i guess the souvlaki we had the other day has caught up with me...oops.

I will write later this week.. i promise.

Does anyone know what happened to Wenchy Mcwench? her blog seems to have dissappeared.

catch you later

The bestest finance in the world

2005-01-20T20:09:00.000+11:00

I was upset by a certain red head mulleted bogan brother of mine last night and took it out on lorditchybum when he wouldn't come for a walk with me. When I get really upset, I tend to just withdraw and not talk for a while until I calm down. last night when I was in my self induced cone of silence, my baby wrote the sweetest little blog a girl could read. it made me cry.
I could not ask for a better finance than him. He is understanding, intelligent, gorgeous, sensative and I love him to bits. What I love most about him is he makes me laugh and smile, even when I am in a strop. we are both like two little kids and really do laugh and giggle non stop.
I can tell him absolutely anything, from how I am feeling to the consistancy of my poos.
he puts up with my creeking bones and my dodgy back and always tries to make me feel better anyway he can. He is my whole heart and my soul mate. I thought I knew what love was... until I met him. I could not imagine my life without him in it, and i don't want to. That i why i asked him to marry me.
anyone who doesn't know the story of how we met, I may tell it one day, but until then, just know that it was truly meant to be.

i luvs you more

a few things to ponder today.....

2005-01-18T22:24:00.000+11:00

i shed a tear today as i read my beloved's blog. he's stressing as he wants to spend buckets of money for my upcoming birthday (feb 1 for anyone interested), and valentines day.
firstly my birthay...i said to him... give me a a buffy box set a sloppy kiss and i'm yours. that's all I want..(oh..and world peace, blah blah blah). thing is, 2 years ago he set the bar as he got me a widescreen tv and dvd player, so I think he thinks he has to "go big" every year. I am a simple girl. Valentines day? every day is like valentines day with him..(bleurhg!) apart from those days that he chooses to totally choke me to death with his toxic bottom burps.. they are not so romantic.

why do men (not naming anybody in particular) not like having their man boobs tweeked?

we went for a walk this evening. this is a huge feat as we are very lazy people who just like to sit and either play on the computer, or watch telly in the evening. I realized when i got home, not only was i unfit, but this diet thing is going to be a lot more hard work than i thought. eating the same grule day in day out is getting a bit depressing,... oh and annoying.
annoying because there is this guy at work, (yes another one) who tries to make stupid jokes of everything, that " to be quite hon-est" are really stupid. he has noticed me sitting at morning tea and lunch with my little tub of mush, and just keeps on and on about the look of my mush etc, then proceeds to wave donuts and chicken korma, for example, in my face. the donut, was litterally shoved one hand width away from my face. if it happens again tomorrow, I think I may be tempted to say to him, in a very polite and calm manner..."listen you fat yorkie bastard, take you flat cap and your whippet and piss off home ."

why does my cat take over an hour to play with, then devour a poor wee mouse on my front doorstep? It's so cruel, but yet compelling to watch.

how cute did Jonny Depp look at the golden globes the other night?? (not as cute as itchy of course, but a close second)

anyhoo, I'm off to bed now.

Nighty night

yay!!

2005-01-16T13:07:00.000+11:00

this weeks weigh in..da de da dahhhh..... 1.1kg!. A lot better than a kick in the head, and also better than putting on, so I am well chuffed.
We have decided, that Saturday night is going to be our night of eating whatever we want, as 6 days of eating oatmeal mush can get a bit depressing... so last night we did just that.
our destination..Greek..couldn't get in. Chinese..couldn't get in.(who'd have thunk the sleepy hollow of Chelsea could be such a busy place?) local pub it is then.
i had barbecue ribs , the man had a full on meat squewer. When our meals arrived, our eyes widened and our mouths opened and started drooling, then it was on..not a sound uttered..just eating like people possessed. It was like watching lions rip into a carcass on one of those David Attenbourgh documentaries.
with our bellies full, we walked home, nice and content.

Last night I turned the TV to ABC to watch "RAGE" (an all night music show). Sometimes they play old episodes of "Countdown", australias version of top of the pops, which ran from the 70's to late 80's. Last night they played shows from 1981,84 and 87. it was fantastic! I was in 80's heaven.
bands such as: the cure, prince, zz top, curiosity killed the cat,cyndi lauper, mel and kim, thompson twins, dead or alive, twisted sister, and even devine! remember him?? "you think you're a man, but you're only a boy, you think you're a man , but you're only a toy".
then they had sections where they had the music playing, but no video..just people dancing to songs like "male stripper", and the bus stop". Now.. that was scary to watch, not only to see the really bad dancing with all the arms going in every direction, but to see the fashion and hair. Did I really look like that?? Did I really dance like that??
I'm afraid to say, the answer is a big fat.. Yes.
I had the bad perms, the frilly skirts, the lace gloves, and yes.. I danced like that.
picture this.. saturday night, I was 16 and had borrowed someone's ID, and spent ages trying to memorize every detail, (no picture ID's here). A group of about 10 of us make our way to the revolving dancefloor at the 21st century disco, put all our handbags in the middle, and start swaying in every direction, hitting people left right and centre with our uncontolable arms. Suddenly..the busstop comes on and we all start screaming, "oh my god! I love this song!. the fog machine goes wild filling the revolving dancefloor with so much smoke you weren't able to see where to get off., we dance some more, then sit down to drink our fluffy ducks and grasshoppers.

yes... I was a child of the 80's

2005-01-13T20:07:00.000+11:00

I am absolutely starving!!! I had my mush for today, and have just had dinner, but it's not enough. I'd better lose something this week or i'll be a very hungry and aggravated drainbrain.
Today , I went to work...2 days in a row..And I get paid for it! whoo hoo!! I am in training until wednesday, and then I am on my own, let loose on the general public...Heaven help them.
by the way, an ammendment to yesturday... I misquoted the "to be honest" girl. She actually says, "to be quite honest", and this has to be said with a weird F@*#ed up emphasis on the honest. You might be thinking.. "drainy, why does it annoy you so?" or "can't you just ignore it?". To be quite hon-est, the girl in question is my trainer, who talks at me for 7.5 hrs a day and to be quite hon-est I couldn't even count how many times she says this in that time, but, to be quite hon-est I'm sure we are looking in the high hundreds if not more per day. The more I notice.. the more I here it. IT IS DOING MY HEAD IN!!! It's quite annoying, innit?

to be quite hon-est

2005-01-12T18:58:00.000+11:00

I love my itchybum, for he is lovely and sweet and he did things to my blog I could never have imagined. I got home from work today to find all new bits and bobs added to it, without me even nagging him to death. little cutie...

today I rejoined the workforce. It was ok as we didn't really do too much. I was in with a group of 11 people.. only 3 slightly irritated me.
Of course there is always the one guy who just has to be heard by everybody. He is 37, done everything job under the sun, has found inner peace and takes pleasure in letting us all know that he has. So he annoyed me.
then there was a woman sitting next to me who just breathed really loudly. Another who every 20 seconds added, "to be honest" into her sentences. To be honest.. after the first 100 times, it gets on my tits.
maybe It's because I have been shunned away from human contact for such a long time, or maybe i'm just getting old. Is it just me?

whoo hoo!

2005-01-11T11:36:00.000+11:00

It's been a week now of eating this oatmeal gunk, but it has paid off. We both weighed ourselves and have lost.. Me=2.6kg, Lorditchybum= 4.2kg. YAY! Why is it men loose weight so much easier than women... It's not fair, but I am very happy with both of our results. Only 5 more weeks of eating this crap, then we can start eating properly.
I'll be sooo glad if or when I do loose this weight, as I'm sick of going shopping for clothes in the Betty Boombah section of the shops. I ask you... since when has a tiger or leopard print looked good on any ass over over a size 16? Why do the designers instist on making women dress and look 30years older than they are?
i start my new job tomorrow. 12 week stint at the R.A.C.V with a possible full time position at the end. It's going to be hard, as i've not really worked now for about 10 months and I've never really had an office job before..(I used to be a pastrychef)..so it's a big difference. It'll be great to get out of the house and the money will help us pay for our Elvis wedding in May.

I have also given up on my bogan alien sims for a while too.They started getting abducted by aliens all the time and now the town is crawling with them. I am now onto rollercoaster tycoon 3, which is o.k, but seeing as i really don't know what I am doing , is a bit boring.
Saw "meet the Fockers" saturday night...Too freaking funny! A must see if you like stupid humour.. I thought it was much funnier than "meet the parents"

what's wrong with the world

2005-01-08T17:55:00.000+11:00

Oh my god!! i don't think I can take it any more! You know things are bad, when the tsunami is taken off the main storyboard on msn. This is what i saw...

Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston split
16:51 AEDT Sat Jan 8 2005

AP - Hollywood glamour couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have split after months of rumours about their struggling marriage.

"We would like to announce that after seven years together we have decided to formally separate," the couple said in a statement.

"For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any speculation reported by the tabloid media," the actors said.

The couple didn't indicate if they plan to divorce, and Pitt's publicist Cindy Guagenti declined to comment beyond the statement, which also said: "We happily remain committed and caring friends with great love and admiration for one another."

How will we all get over this???

utter bollocks

By the way, my facial/massage was divine and I'm all glowy now :-)

can't wait

2005-01-08T08:00:00.000+11:00

I am leaving soon to get my Christmas present from Lorditchybum today, a Jurlique 1 1/2 hour facial and massage. He's so lovely.. Not only am I getting the massage, but he got up early and cleaned up the cat sick that was all over the carpet.....what a lovely way to start the day!

2005-01-07T17:12:00.000+11:00

My babe is just pulling up in the driveway as I type, so I guess I can't write nasty things about him and how much he has been farting since we started this diet of ours. I can't understand why exactly he has increased gas emissions coming out of his anus, as my anus has no problems what so ever. My bladder on the other hand , is another story.... Still running as fast as Cathy Freeman at the Sydney Olympics.

time for a change

2005-01-05T18:03:00.000+11:00

I thought iI would start off this year with a slightly different look. Still in the pinky kinda way, but I'm sure you will agree it suits me.

Still on the diet... 3 days now. Still hungry, and craving something, anything, that doens't taste like Grule. what i would love right now is a nice huge T bone steak covered in tomatoe sauce... ooh no... gravy, with lashing of crispy hot chips...oooh, hot chips and gravy, garlic bread and chocolate mud cake...white chocolate mud cake, to finnish. SNAP OUT OF IT DRAINY!!! Sorry, got carried away.

now for something different.. I am not the one today who has the weak bladder. I'm afraid "pissy the cat" has come back into our lives. Our youngest, Kooky, tends to be a little too sensitive and somewhat neurotic at times. When she gets stressed or upset, thats when she lets loose her foul smelling kooky pee. Last year, she "took out" an old clown doll I had had since I was just a tiny wee drainbrain, a backpack which had seen half the world with me, and numerous other items. Anything at all can stress her out... lorditchybum even scared her with one of his farts just the other week...(it was quite amusing)today..... who knows what has scarred her, but lets just say we are now minus a bathmat.

2005-01-04T15:55:00.000+11:00

o.k... it's summer, and all the summer fruits are out. Can anyone tell me why they are all so freakin expensive?? I just went to Safeway, where they are asking for $5 for 150gr of raspberries.... They are in season! There is no excuse!!!!

my whinge for the day.

happy new year!!!

2005-01-04T11:50:00.000+11:00

So.. I'm a few days into the new year already, so far it's been ....o.k.
Lorditchybum has left me all alone today and gone back to work...whoo hoo!!! (oops, that should be Boo hoo! :-( (sorry babe).

There is much to be achieved , and 2005 is the year to do it!. PMA!, PMA!, PMA! (positive mental attitude) Thats what I need! GO TEAM!! YAY FOR ME!! ........ho hum.

In true new year resolution style... a new diet. For me, health reasons, him ..just because i'm making him do it. It's been 2 days and it's hard. We have to eat this oatmeal concoction, which can only be discribed as "Grule". He likes it, but I'm having trouble with the whole "goopy" texture.....feel like gagging much?? PMA! Drainy...you can do it...it's for the greater good, yeah, yeah, yeah...I know...

2005 , is also the year I marry the only man I would let get away with so many toxic farts.... the one and only master of all that is stinky..Lorditchybum. In May we are off to Las Vegas, to have a very traditional ceramony as performed by Elvis Presley. Thankyaverymuch...uh huh.

It is also the year I will try and sort out this early mid life crisis I've been in for a good few months. I will either find myself a new carreer or just get a crappy job, but it will happen..

Anyway.... have already seen a couple movies this year. Lemony Snicket, Ithought was good, but lacked something, and the Incredibles...that, my friends, was fantastic and I highly reccommend it. I'm hanging out to see FindingNeverland and Meet theFockers too. I have made a considerable dent in my Buffy season 5 already...good thing my birthday is next month , so i might get season 6 soon...hint, hint.

Apart from that,I think this diet is affecting my bladder already..(possibly detoxing), as I am not only wizzing in humungous volumes, but am doing this on an hourly..if not less basis.

that is all i have to say.

2004-12-31T12:50:00.000+11:00

OH! I also got my buffy season 5 box set..YAY!!!!!!

ho ho ho

2004-12-31T12:47:00.000+11:00

It's been a while, and I know you are all just gagging to know what the cats got me for Christmas. They actually did a better job this year than last. Kooky, thought long and hard and got me an exfoliating glove..(always useful). Tralee got me the slippers I hinted at, but couldn't get the ones with the monkey on them.. instead I got the ones with the cats....still good. I was blessed with only two cat pressents this year which is fantastic, the slippers..and a cat calender from Lorditchybum's mother as a joke. Last year I got cat earrings from mum that she found in the Avon catalogue..(I think thay were intended for a wee girl aged 5...Not 34), I've received cat platters, plates, you name it as long as it had a cat on it.. I got it. Lorditchybum was lovely and got me a nice 1.5hr Jurlique facial and massage....bless his cotton socks, he's sooooo cute, although there may also be some hidden motive for that one so that he gets me out of the house to play computer games for a couple hours....hmmmmmm? All in all a good , quiet, boring, sleepy, full bellied Christmas.

2004-12-22T15:03:00.000+11:00

Well I have been productive. Just finished planting some kangaroo paw in the garden, and am now covered in red itchy splotches all over my arms. I watched my buffy DVD again,(the one where Jonathon is popular and everyone loves him), played with Tralee outside and laughed at the birds attacking her, had a plop, had another wizz and a chicken sandwich. I know what you're thinking... Drainy..... you are sooooo exciting. I know.... I just wish I could bottle my excitment and sell it on eBay.

ho hum

2004-12-22T12:04:00.000+11:00

i just don't know what to do with myself today. It is 11;45am, and I am sitting in the kitchen in my jammies, pondering life and wondering what to do. Usually, lord itchybum writes a list on the whiteboard of things he wishes I would do during the day...I wouldn't necessarily do any of these things he has written down, but I think it makes him feel like he's done his part.....Bless his cotton socks. when there is something there however,reading it does give me something to do for a millisecond, so I guess I can't really fault him too much. BUT today , there isn't anything there at all! How am I supposed to know what I am NOT going to do today???? I suppose I could sit and re-watch my buffy season 4 box set, ( I asked Santa for season 5, but have to wait till Saturday to see if it comes), or I could play on the Sims for a bit....I just don't know. i'm so confused.

I did however,(just to change the subject), wake up a couple times during the night with a bladder so full, it could have raised the water levels in the oceans and caused intense global changes reminiscent of "the day after tommorrow"

Well, well, Well

2004-12-20T14:38:00.000+11:00

I'm not really sure where to start. It seems lord_itchybum, (my other half, for those not in the know) has gotten himself a small case of green fever. Maybe a tad bit jealous (I believe anyway) about my new found fame in the world of blogs? hmmm... Live with it boy! Anyone who has been reading my blogs, will know that I do on a semi regular basis bring up the man, introducing him to the world of blogdom, doing him a favor if you will, by putting his name out there....Is it my fault I have more visitors than him?? I don't think so!! Anyway, anyone who may want to read about his daily plops etc can catch him at http://lorditchybum.blogspot.com/ . He needs somebody, if not just one bored little individual to leave him a comment saying anything at all. It will truly make his day/week/year, and it will stop him from whinging to me about it ;-) this lord_itchybum... is my Christmas wish for you.

I'm bored

2004-12-18T14:07:00.000+11:00

Well I know that I have already written my bit for today...But.... I have been banished to sit in the kitchen and play on the puter for approx 3.5 hrs whilst the man watches his new lord of the rings DVD...sad bastard! So.. What can I do to amuse myself? I have looked at all the regular bits and bobs I usually look at already. I have played a bit of my games, I have read the news etc, checked my emails over and over again, but no one is sending me emails today apart from people who want to help me with my erectile problems.....(little do they know I don't actually have a willy..heh!heh!). Who knows what I shall do for the next 2 odd hours to amuse myself. I may just go in and start whining and moaning,(cos that's what women do..apparenlty) and hope he gets so sick of it. He'll stop the movie! My god!! I am a genius!!! cya

I wonder

2004-12-18T09:35:00.000+11:00

This morning, lord_itchybum and the cats have gone Christmas shopping for me, (he had to go with them because they don't know how to drive yet). I'm a bit worried about this. Last year kooky bought me a really crappy pedicure set, and tralee bought me some soaps from crabtree and evelyn, which are not as bad, but still have a fair bit left. I have been doing my best to hint to the girls in the most subtle way possible (ie: I want Paul frank slippers with the monkey on it, in a size 9), but I guess we will have to see what they come up with.

last night we went out for dinner with my brother and family for Indian. I'm not totally into spicy food , so I just stuck to the old fiathfull ,tandoori chicken. We had as an accompaniment, garlic nann bread, and my god was it garlicy! After we were home for an hour-ish, we started doing the most garlic stinking burps ever known to man. We were quite impressed anyway.

2004-12-17T16:54:00.000+11:00

So then Sharon turned to Stacy and screamed..." How dare you say nasty things like that about my mum!!". Sharon looked embarrassed and apologized. The end.

hmmmmm

2004-12-14T11:49:00.000+11:00

I have discovered something new to do with my bogan family of Sims. For some reason they are very prone to getting abducted by aliens... Only the male bogans can get pregnant though. hmmm , she thinks....What if... I try and breed bogan aliens? So far this plan is working very well. one bogan has had twins already and is pregnant with another. ye ha ha ha ha haaaaa! (she laughs with a wicked tone) . Stay tuned.

this morning i woke up with the feeling of enormous pressure in my bladder. imagine if you will, the hoover dam in america....one of thew biggest man made dams in the world. now imagine if the walls started to crack and leak and eventually break down. imagine the huge surge of water that would escape from that leak. that my friends is how my bladder was this morning.

i have nothing left to say.

bueno estante

2004-12-03T15:58:00.000+11:00

last night, lord iitchybum became an uncle for the second time...bless his cotton socks, he's so proud. also last night i woke up needing the most huge wizz in the world... so much so that i could have saved victorias water shortages with one big gush.

i am having one of those days, where i am feeling constantly thursty, therefore causing myself to suck on my toungue...it really is a weird feeling.

put up the chrissy tree the other day. it's sooooo perty and all colour co- ordinated too. can't wait to see what santa pulls out of his great big sack for me.

good lord part deux

2004-11-29T15:12:00.000+11:00

the weekend had been a warm and sultry one, to say the least...... freakin hot, others would say. spent a lot of it shopping and i the air con. saturday we went to the belgian beer cafe in st kilda. the worst tasting chicken i have EVER had in my life. paid $35 for 8 mouthfulls! had to stop at mcdonalds on the way home as we were still hungry. anyhoo... saturday di home stuff and met some friends from sydney. i was quite tired when i got home. the house was warm, head hit the pillow...ahhhh sleep.
tralee decides this is going to be the night for her to sleep on the bed, not kooky, so half my space is already taken up by her.
i woke up 3 times to this sound....." ting, ting ting". i look up and there is the girl with her head stuck in my glass of water and her tag tinging on the outside of the glass. i suctioned her head out, kicked her off the bed...."ting ting, ting" 3TIMES!!!!!!!!!! 4TH TIME SHE WOKE ME UP, SHE WAS SLEEPING ON MY HEAD!

needless to say i'm a bit tired now

i dunno

2004-11-25T15:56:00.000+11:00

i have turned into a nag. i nag bob for his blog updates, i nag lord_itchybum for his updates,and here i am.. not doing my own blog for my loyal reader to peruse...how rude!

this one is going to be a doozy.. just for you, loyal reader.

i got up for a wizz in the wee (heh heh get it?) small hours of the morning. it was a much needed wizz , it sounded exactly like niagra falls in the rainy season. went back to bed and had to keep pushing kooky off the bed because she kept putting her butt in my face. I'm sure there are some people in the world who may like that kind of thing...personally i m not too keen on it.
woke up a few hours later to a leg cramp, then gave up even trying to get more sleep, needed another wizz anyway.

watched a bit of bert, a bit of K.A.K, then i completed my mission. 10 BOGAN SIMS!!!!!!!! hooray for me!!!

now what can i do with them, i ask myself... bogan inbreeding?? can it be done?? only one way to find out i guess.

good lord!

2004-11-18T17:00:00.000+11:00

i thought it was friday all day today. had to fill out a bucket load of forms today, put yesturdays date on all of them. i haven't written since monday... roll on saturday!

what the?

2004-11-15T11:08:00.000+11:00

weekend was boring.
i have to go for a test tomorrow where i am expected to drink a litre of water in one hour, AND hold it in for another hour! what are they thinking???? they obviously don't know the holding capacity of my bladder! knowing my luck all they will have to do is just touch me, and i'll be wizzing all over them....come to think of it... that might be slightly amusing.

thank you jesse

2004-11-12T16:06:00.000+11:00

today i can't think of anything to say except.........

"TODAY, I AM MOSTLY EATING CHIPPOLATAS"

piddle poddle poo

2004-11-11T15:12:00.000+11:00

i just came back from having a wizz. it was clear in colour, not horrible and yellow. i had a chicken sandwich for lunch, and have to get up the courage to empty the kitty trays of all their poos and wees. hey.. there's and idea for lord itchybums dinner... poos and wees on toast seeing as he is so infatuated with all that is brown....yummmmm

a good drying day

2004-11-09T14:49:00.000+11:00

today it has stopped raining. i have done 2 loads of washing. just for something new and exciting , i thought i would hang it out on the line for it is a good drying day, as my granny would say. i used some lovely bright pink pegs i got in kmart because if i drop them in our knee length grass they are easy to find.

yay for me

2004-11-03T10:48:00.000+11:00

yesturday was melbourne cup, so i did what any good aussie would do..... went shopping! yay! then we came home. lord itchybum, watched star wars and i breeded bogan sims. yay! my plans for a bogan family of 10 are nearly complete. god... i live an exciting life.

SAUSAGES!!!!!!

2004-11-01T11:22:00.000+11:00

what busy little beavers we have been this weekend! saturday, we both woke up at the stoopid hour of 7.30am...what's with that? i hear you exclaim. god only knows. anyway so wedid stuff around the house, and had 3 loads of washing on the line by 9am! i know what you are thinking... amazing!....yes, we were really quite taken aback by it also. anyhoo, after that mr richard (or lord itchybum as he is sometimes reffered to)took a saw to our dodgy old arm chair, inside the house...sausage that he is, anyway...blah blah blah, cut to sunday. sunday, we both woke up at the stoopid hour of 7.30am...what's with that? i hear you exclaim. god only knows. (i think there is a touch of deja vou...however it is spelt) we got up and went to kmart as they had a good bargin on a B>B>Q. blah blah blah, the bro came around and helped richie put it together and we cooked sausages on it....the end

drainy's world

2004-10-24T10:51:00.000+10:00

today is off to a boring start. richie has gone off to the movies to watch some really stoopidzombie flick with bob, so i am left here on my own with just the cats. i might play on the sims2 after this... see if i can get my bogan family to breed some more. yesturday was amazing...litterally. we went with brother numsy and timbalina to the "amazing mazes" in phillip island. let me tell you folks... it was amazing!! AND... i beat timbalina at mini golf...HA!!

2004-10-14T20:06:00.000+10:00

lorditchybum has just come home. i'm still hungry after eating crappy rice. bet he's going for a crap now... he must be abnormal or something as he has an unhealthy amount of poo in his system

another day

2004-10-14T20:00:00.000+10:00

it's late, and where is lord itchybum? i had to eat dinner by myself tonight. steamed dim sims and rice. made the mistake of buying a packet fried rice... tasted like crap. can life get any worse?

welcome to drainy's world

2004-10-13T04:08:00.000+10:00

today i woke up at 4am and went for a pee. richard was snorning a lot , so it took a while to get back to sleep. got up just after 9am and had rice bubbles for brekkie...hmmm snap crackle and poppy goodness.